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The best of my error.log OR something to laugh for you.

Trying to bruteforce directories...

File does not exist: /porn
File does not exist: /pron
File does not exist: /porno
File does not exist: /moviez
File does not exist: /films
File does not exist: /mp3
File does not exist: /mp3s
File does not exist: /mp3z
File does not exist: /warez
File does not exist: /pr0n
	

Attacking a Micro CMS installation I don't have...

File does not exist: /texts/advisories/micro_cms_files
File does not exist: /micro_cms_files
File does not exist: /texts/micro_cms_files
File does not exist: /archive/2008/may/micro_cms_files
File does not exist: /archive/2008/micro_cms_files
	

Searching for attackable files...

File does not exist: /texts/attack/ \
Apache_error_log_Backdoors_de.pdf/macros/macros_detail.dot
	

Directory traversal attempts...

Invalid URI in request GET /%3Cbug%3E/ \
../../../../../../../../etc/passwd HTTP/1.1
Invalid URI in request GET /archive/2008/june/%3Cbug%3E/ \
../../../../../../../../etc/passwd HTTP/1.1
	

Searching for a CMS installed on my site...

File does not exist: /cms
File does not exist: /texts/cms
File does not exist: /archive/2008/cms
File does not exist: /archive/cms
File does not exist: /texts/advisories/cms
	

Trying to SQL Inject the database I don't have...

File does not exist: /index.php?id=-1'+UNION+SELECT+0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0, \
'MrSQL',0,password,login,0,0,0+FROM+aprox_users/*
	

Not understanding the exploits, but using them...

File does not exist: /localhost/[path]/administrator/components/ \
com_joomla-visites/core/include/myMailer.class.php
	

Acunetix...

File does not exist: /acunetix-wvs-test-for-some-inexistent-file